This is my Magnum™ opus.

Joke Me Daddy is a porn game show with physical and mental challenges designed to test the endurance, technique, and charisma of each contestant. Every episode features three pairs of porn actors who compete against each other to determine who are the Ultimate Kinkmasters.

But WHY???

People love to laugh. People love to cum. Why not give them both at once!

Cum-edy is an uptapped market! Joke Me Daddy is unpredictable and hilarious, but also extremely erotic. I always wondered why there wasn’t more slapstick porn. With so many cream pies, why is no one throwing em?

What’s In A Show?

Think X-rated Game Changers/Taskmaster meets X-rated Ninja Warrior/Japanese batsu games. Challenges can be athletic, artistic, intellectual, or interpretive; however, each game is both funny and smutty.

After the opening fanfare, our host will introduce the contestants. We dive deeper into the contestants’ backgrounds and desires in between rounds.

The pairs compete, earning and losing points after each challenge, until the highest earning team wins the title of Ultimate Kinkmaster and receives the grand prize. But the show is so much fun for everyone involved that simply getting the chance to play is more exciting than winning!

Every episode should have a theme. These can be broad and interpretive, like “Let’s Get Wet!” Themes could also be specific; for example, one episode could be called “The DecASSlon” and consist of ten booty-based challenges which will determine who are the best ASSletes. For an episode where all the contestants have vaginas, they could compete in the Kegelympics.